Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.
I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.
Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?
A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
A person by the name of Clinton.
Clinton is a douche-canary.
A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery
That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!
someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.
What a douch mover!
The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.
Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"
Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."
a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
my ten year old brother is a douche skippy