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That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.
Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.
The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)
A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.
Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter
“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”
lesbian that lieks to eat herself out
zozo bear is fat
A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.
The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…
Bens personal cuddle buddy. He is an overweight piece of shit that stills sucks his mums fat nipples. He is known for having sex with “bubba”.
“Where is gogi-bear?” said Ben.