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I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu
The hot life guard at pointe Hilton
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Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
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a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
must be my quarter life crisis
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Parent of CS.
However acts like the bastard offspring of CS...ha
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1. The "double life" lived by accounts on various social networks that is kept seperate from their personal account or life. 2. A life seperated from one's personal that is kept secret, relating to the popular Disney TV Show 'Hannah Montana' where the main character leads a double-life.
Person 1: Hey, I found this cool new fandom account on Instagram last night.
Person 2: What was the username?
Person 1: fandomaccountuser, It's funny both of you have the same name in real life!
Person 2: Shh! That's my hannah montana life, don't tell anyone!
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The single most overrated game of all time. Despite having good graphics and realistic physics, it has a plot that makes very little sense and leaves more questions than it answers. The weapons are unoriginal and boring, with the exception of the gravity gun which is really nothing but a toy to showcase the new physics engine. Though the voice acting in the game was good, the dialogue was ridiculous and contributed nothing to the suspension of disbelief. There was not nearly enough variety in the host of enemies faced by the player. The installation process was truly hell, requiring the player to download an additional program (Steam, a problem of it's own that I won't go into here), meaning those without Internet access who purchased the game are 100% fucked. It also had a major glitch that would halt the installation process if "Counter-Strike Source" was deselected from the install menu. I finished the game, and was utterly unimpressed by its ultimately anti-climatic ending. I have to say, this game make even Deus Ex: Invisible War look like a worthy sequel. I've never been more disappointed by a game in my life. If Valve makes an expansion pack that adequately finishes the story of Adrian Shephard from Opposing Force (the excellent expansion pack from the first Half-Life, for you morons out there who never played the original), I might be able to forgive them but until then, I'm sticking with Doom 3 and Far Cry.
Half-Life 2 doesn't come close to matching it's predecessor.
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Existence is futile and the only certain fact in life is that you will die. Life is one grinding disappointment after the next until death.
Dave has been sacked from work, deep in depression has come to the conclusion that he was deluding himself before and not to expect anything from life as lifes a cunt then you die.