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Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis
John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart
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A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick
That women was a huge dick fart
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(verb)
This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.
Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!
Jen: That is putrid!
Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
Jack: I'll say, wow.
Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.
Josh: *face reddens*
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A fart nugget is went someone decides to fart mostly fat people on someone’s head while eating chicken nuggets then a fat log of shit comes out onto their face and they eat it
Yo joe fart nugget me the other night
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someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.
guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.
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A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
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Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.
I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.
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