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Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.
Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.
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A Billy, is the most Basement Budget man you can ever think of an see. When someone says something, completely retarded...or not making sense, you just give them a fast but good, "Good One Billy!" you can say it in many different hilarious ways.
I was with my friend once, in his moms van, and we pulled up to the stoplight, to see the lowest budget of them all, a dirt ass 50 year old man, his eyes were bloodshot as fuck, matching his cheaped out RED "fire-crotch" beard that looked like he had been rocking for many of years. My friend rolled down the window, and this man looked at us in a daze, staring, and my friend said Good One Billy, you cut your hair off your balls and taped it!
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when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"
whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"
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Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...
Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'
Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'
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When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)
"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"
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aye thats pretty good!!!!! means you did something amazing out or no where. usually used when impressed. typcaly said by hot, tall and nice guys with brown curly hair and beautiful blue eyes.
guy1: do a back flip!!!
guy2: ok, dose a backflip
guy1:aye thats pretty good!!!
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