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This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.
Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)
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When you are smoking weed, your eyes glaze over and make you eyes look red. the jedi part is mainly due to the skills of jedis (:
this is some peng weed man im red eye jedi
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Red Sox fans are the most annoying, immature, and disrespectful fans in all of baseball. They like to pretend that players like David Ortiz are perfect and never did steroids. They are hypocritical to the extreme, and always talk shit before they should. For example, red sox fans chanted "You do Steroids" at Alex Rodriguez who admitted to using steroids and admitted it was wrong. Yet, soon afterward David Ortiz was named as one of the people who tested positive for preformance enhancing drugs as well AND HE DENIED IT. Red Sox fans complain that the Yankees are overpaid but the Red sox are the second highest paid team in Major League baseball. AND the yankees have 20 more championships than the red sox. After the 2004 red sox won the world series, red sox fans became more annoying then ever before. WE GET IT, yes, the yankees did choke, and us yankee fans were very upset about it. However, we've moved on and you assholes bring it up every chance you get just to spite us. And then we humiliate you by reminding you that you will NEVER in this century compare to the Yankees. The yankees may be very generously paid but at least they play with class and sportsmanship. ANDDDD we have possibly the greatest closer who has ever lived and you have Jonathan Papplebon, a fucking disrespectful, arrogant piece of shit. Red sox fans, get over yourselves. When you win 20 more championships, then maybe you can talk shit.
Red sox fans bitched and moaned for nearly a century until they won their prescious world series in 2004 and 2007 and now they won't shut the fuck up about their gay ass red sox nation
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To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.
I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.
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The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.
Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
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When a guys penis begins to bleed due to too much friction of the skin cells rubbing off.
We had so much sex that he was begining to get red socks.
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A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.
Drake:My girlfriend broke up with me bro
Sander:Hey man it's all good, Red Balloons 🎈
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