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A brilliant album by Brand New consisting of roots of indie rock and garage rock.
Contains songs like:
"Sowing Season (Yeah)" - a hell of a eargasm.
"Jesus Christ" - A song that took your christian girlfriend's virginity and gave it to Jesse Lacey
Last night, I touched myself to "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Of Me" and I swear I heard Jesse Lacey tell me he loves me after I came.
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The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
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YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
From the Power Thirst commerical.
Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
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Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.
Jake Paul be selling merch like a god church everyday.
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A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.
" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "
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What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
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What Adam would tweet to God from the Garden of Eden.
@God OMY! I´m naked! Tweet sent to God by Adam about his nakedness.
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