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A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.
Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John
Homie 2:bro what the fuck
super hot sister (John's) who wants to get fucked by all her brother's friends (nate mainly) and wants lots of cum.
Person A: "Yo, did you know John has a super hot sister named Heather (John's Sister😈)?"
Person B: "Ya I think Nate fucked her hard yesterday and I heard she wants lots of cum"
A funny first and last name (not a real person) refering to the male genitalia. See Dick
Do you want to see my John Dillenger? Put your John Dillenger inside me. I have a large John Dillenger.
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"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!
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Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.
My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.
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A couple who popped some pills to have twins and then six kids all at once.
"Honey heres some pills were going to have octuplets like that crazy btich from america also like John and Kate plus eight"
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