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The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast
"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."
Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Your fly is undone......, an old Australian slang phrase meaning to check that your fly is done up
"hey mate, you've got butter on your chin"
In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.
Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.