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1. i man who trys to insert his penis into another humans anus
2. also used as a nickname for someone who has or attempted to do so:
1. timmy is a poop dick
2. miller tried to be a poop dick
USED AS NICKNAME:
timmy (poopdick)
or
miller (wanna be poop dick)
note, timmy and miller are not the same person or related in any way, there only connection is there love of the bum bum
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Scientific definition: A resting metabolic state poop early in the morning after a minimum of 12 hours of fasting.
Layman definition: The poop you take immediately after getting out of bed.
Taking a basal state poop is part of my daily routine.
I take a basal state poop before going to work.
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when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
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A self made mistake that effects you personally.
Mary pooped her nest when she let car insurance expire and she had a wreck two weeks later.
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When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
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When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.
Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.
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