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To become a warrior by being in a club
Josh sucking a pee pee is totally normal. Especially if it is Trump’s
When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night”
Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book
Suck a soup stick dude
Similar to a Devious Lick, but it’s basically where a girl starts biting someone’s cock or still sucking the cock even after the orgasm.
Retard 1: just hit the most scandalous lick of the century😈
Retard 2: that’s cute, my girl hit a Devious Suck 😈
When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.
Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!
Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”
Friend: *starts sucking dick
“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”