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Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot
Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."
-Tom Segura
When two sexual partners kiss butthole to butthole and then one partner farts into the others anus, resulting in an infinite fart from partner to partner until one tires of the exchange.
Those two were corn kissing until one finally shat into the others butt.
To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
This is the name of the act of performing cunnilingus by anyone who is so lucky to be able to do it. It's a wonderfully mesmerizing act that all consenting adults should engage in - often.
As Melanie removed her panties, Miquel was finally presented with all he had fantasied about for months. His passion and devotion to only pleasing Melanie allowed him the ability to bestow the best kiss of bliss that had been given in his city for three years and the first of many he would give to her. They would both never be the same.
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When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls
I was banging this chic last night and she accidentally sit on my balls she Hershey kissed me
october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???
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