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Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 4, 2007


Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 2, 2015


canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

86๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.

Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.

by SkullKand3y June 27, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธeat my meat

Nobody will find this because theyโ€™re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธEAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you canโ€™t weโ€™re at school.
Iโ€™m pregnant

by dudperfect November 16, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


San Francisco Meat Trolley

When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.

gay homo san francisco meat trolley

by CoonDogg January 15, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž