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A sarcastic expression that can be used to playfully mock a statement said in broken english, including grammatically incorrects statement or a statement with incorregly speeled werds. Can be said in real life, or over text. Usually said to a third party listener before to the person who said the sentence, or at the same time.
Person A: Yesterday's interview were great!
Person B, to person C: England is my city!
A true statement for 2825 people across the world.
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'. Yes, I can rap and no, I'm not from Compton. England is my city. And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty. I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty.
Credit to: Nick Crompton
We had to hang the porto-potties up so the city bears wouldn't sleep in them
When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
(Noun)
A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.
p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!