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The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.
I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!
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A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.
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The act one partakes in one they sniff somebody after they make the mistake of sharting.
Person: I just sharted
Human:Can I smell it?
Person: But that’s poop smell fart, which is frowned upon in several countries!
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When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.
Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.
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when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
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An uninteresting, nonexistant internet meme. It revolves around no pooping in The Whole Month of July.
Person 1: Fuck, I'm gonna fail No Poop July, I feel it.
Person 2: Yea, you look like ya wanna shit real bad.
Person 1: *goes to bathroom and poops*
Person 2: Good Game.
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A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.
If it wasn't for her smelly poop Mop, I could have given her and Dirty Rodriguez
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