The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
my ten year old brother is a douche skippy
Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe
Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe