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A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.
-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'
'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
Something swaggersouls said once.
“ 2977 cases of lost life is a hard ass bar.”
-Swaggersouls
Living in a way where you do not allow others opinions to influence your life decisions.
living your own life, what people who don't care what others think do.
Enjoying all the benefits of wealth without doing any work, usually because of the generosity of parents.
She: Wow, that guy is lucky: he's unemployed and living with his parents in their mansion, his mother is a great cook, he has the use of his father's Mini Cooper, and spends most of his time swimming, playing golf, and, generally, anything that he wants to do.
He: Yeah, he's living the life of a lotto winner.
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Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort – suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck, if I cut my arms bleeding
Do you even care, if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide
'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2
I never realized I was spread too thin
'Til it was too late and I was empty within
Hungry, feeding on chaos and livin' in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself and no love for another
Searchin' to find a love upon a higher level
Findin' nothin' but questions and devils
'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on living this way
Nothing's alright
Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life
From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.