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When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
I went to the Public Health Clinic and served them my Spicy Pineapple Upside Down Cake...
When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks
When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.
I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!
All the world
"All the world is Birthday Cake" - George Harrison
A promiscuous woman
A woman that has been with a group of friends.
Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.
Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave