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A guy who is still attached to a girl that already dumped him
H: lol i can't get over her
L: bru you DOWNNNNNN BAD
H: shut up no im not ur just mad
I shit next to a building like
Literally i shit next to a building...
....
And it was diarrhea
Im so sorry i had shit next to the bad emilee
when someone sucks at a certain game or action which makes them suck at everything at life and is a absolute loser at life
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!
Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU
When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
A child who doesn’t know how to act, who is vulgar, and causes ruckus.
Child: Fuck you grandpa!
Grandpa Bob: Stop being a bad follower you vulgar child!