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John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"
"No way, dude. I don't believe you."
Antonia is a very attractive female. She watches marvel all day and she is extremely addicted to drechos.
Antonia P. na kopsw glyko?
Antonia P. naiii to ferimpot ton dyo
Antonia P. Geia apo ton PanoulisTheFirst
Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.
Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny
A Word used to exclaim that something is excellent, great or amazing.
Usually used sarcastically and is very satire
"Yo dog I'm hella' P-Wizzy about this disco tonight"
Passive-aggressive prick. Used when someone is being so out of pocket that out of pocket no longer does them justice
Person 1: dude, Josh was being such a p-a-p today.
Person 2: I know, bro, he was so fucking annoying today.
“Too p” is another way to say you're real.
yo me and jay are Too p for y'all 💯