The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.
"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."
logan "anal" has a huge cock bro i be riding it all day long
bob: yo did you hear about logan "anal"
justice:yeah he has a huge cock
bob:i know i be riding it all day long
Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?
Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal
Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!
The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!
Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol
To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"