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a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup or DKPCOFGS stands for Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species .
Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup
well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!
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A statue created by the same race that created the Confederate statues, the human race. If you're going to remove one statue, you might as well go ahead and remove them all.
The Martin Luther King statue is not from a more righteous race than the race that created the Confederate statues, it's coming from the same race, the human race.
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But Zelophead, The son of Hepher, The son of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh, had no sons, but daughters: and these are the names of his daughters, Mahlah, and Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, And Tirzah.
Bro, Noah, in ancient biblical times Noah was a girls name, according to Joshua 17:3 King James Version
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another way of saying so fucking retarded
Jake: "hey mike did u know you are sofa king wii tawd dead?"
Mike: "no dude, but i did know you were"
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When a rich suburban white lady cheats on her husband with a young hunky black kid from tha hood
Yo Tyler, did you hear about Billy's mom? She's been cruising down Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. with Jemal!
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