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a sorry excuse for a female,she will fuk everybody and anybody.ANYBODY.a hoe who sucks fuks jerks kiss touch nd talks to dick.
'ay yo marco,there yo guh ashley'
'hell naw..not no mo.she a ratted out hoe now'
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hoe who is homeless and smells as bad as a gym bag
I blew my load on that duffle bag hoe for half a turkey sandwitch.
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horrifically misspelled way of saying okay, mother.
hoe-cake, murder, i will take the basket to grandmother's house.
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The word hoe-ti-fied means that a man has behaved in a scary, feminine, on unmanly manner.
To employ feminine behavior.
To adopt feminine ways.
To become Shook.
C wanted to have sex with Mike, but he was acting so hoe-ti-fied that she just freaked me instead. =D
Jim talked tough in the bar, but once we stepped outside, he began to act hoe-ti-fied.
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To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe
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Somebody who takes gum out of the back of the package of gum before taking those at the front.
me- Dude I handed her my pack of stride gum and she took from the back row while four perfectly good pieces sat int he front.
Steve- wow what a back row hoe
me- I know right?!
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A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
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