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When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.
"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.
Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
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"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"