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The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
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A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.
Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?
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The Xbox360's equivelent of the Blue Screen of Death. Basically, your 360 is fucked.
"I just got the Three Red Lights!
AGAIN!
DAMN YOU MICROSOFT! YOU SUCK!"
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Having intercourse with a female during her mentration...upon ejaculation male sprays the pearl necklace (his man juice) and her menstration on her neck
Who wants a Red Pearl necklace?
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When you find yourself stopped next to someone at a red light and proceed to put the car in neutral and rev your engine, regardless of whether the car is a piece of shit Chevy Lumina or a nasty Chey Corvette. If they hear it, they will respond with a rev of their own, and when the light turns green the race is on, unless they're a fuckin pussy
I can't believe that guy pussed out of that Red Light challenge, I wanted to race his ass
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When you are too drunk to realize a girl is fucking ugly and on her period and you continue to fuck her and realize the next day what you did.
Man Logan was really the Red Baron last night.
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cross between red wings and an aklaskan firedragon, when a guy is getting his red wings and the girl says something like 'I have vaginal herpes' the man tries to pull out of it but is chocked by the girl causing the period to burst out of his nose like a dragon.
Bob:*licking his way to his redwings*
Sally:*pulls Bob's head in close and whispers* 'hey cocksucker i have herpes'
Bob:*tries to wrench away but chockes causing the blood to spurt from his nose...Like a red dragon :D*
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