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meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017


Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017


care bear hughes

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.

greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.

by baby g big c $$$ February 2, 2009


Bear River

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.

Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”

by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021


Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"

Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012


Jazzy Bear

A silly high-school kid with a very large head and no sense of humor. He is often seen with his white Drake OVO hat. It is likely he has never come to school without out it on his head. He is proud of his love for Drake. He worships Drake like a god. Other forms of the word include Thee Jazzy Bear, Thee Jazzy Honey Bear, Jazzy and Jazzy Honey Bear.

Jazzy Bear?
Yea the kid over there with the large head and the Drake hat.
Oh Thx!

by jpenis69 December 14, 2021


gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017