Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

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Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

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Shredded Cheese Skyscraper

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

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Chuck E Cheese's

Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.

Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
hhahaha

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Beef and Cheese Santa

A Santa Claus impersonator who is obviously a fake.

This term was coined in the Will Ferrell's 2003 movie Elf, when he confronts the fake Santa at Gimbel's:

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

I wanted my child to take a picture with Santa, but the one at the mall is a total Beef and Cheese Santa, so we didn't go.

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Chuck E Cheese

1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.

I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son

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Chuck E. Cheese

an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids

Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where

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