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A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.
The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.
We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!
The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina
It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen
When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.
Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"
Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."
Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'
Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'