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Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.
On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.
Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !
When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!
Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years
When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.
Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!
WHEN A GUY IS SCREWING ANOTHER GENTLEMAN IN THE ASSHOLE AND THE RECEIVING GENTLE CLIMAXES INTO A TUBE ATTACHED TO A MASK THAT THE GIVER IS WEARING.
I have a some dried semen on my nose from Todd giving me a Mexican Bane last night.
The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.
Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.