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When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
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A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.
Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!
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I am better than you in every way.
I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
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"Hey I made Apple pie for you"
"God I love Apple pie"
When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"
You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight refers to someone who is better than you, me, and especially Deku. It also can refer to someone who has a massive crush on Kirishima.
Person 1: Woah, no way, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight is so amazing!
Kirishima: Yeah, I know, that's my husband who's still too embarrassed to tell me he likes me :)
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight: *Barks*