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1: Super. Intense. Minecraft. Player. 2: Super. Into. Mashed. Potatoes. 3: Squirrels. In. My. Pants
1: hey man I am a simp 2: Bro guess what im SIMP 3: BRO I HAVE SIMP CALL THE AMBULANCE
A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)
Stop simping bro.
He is a simp.
That person is a simp.
Man, she gets so many simps.
Don't call me a simp!
1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned
2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.
"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"
dude you're a simp if you think she likes you
Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.
a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.
a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.
b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.
c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead
A person who try’s to go for the hoes instead of playing with the bro’s.
Normally named Hunter
The boys caught Hunter being a Simp.