Random
Source Code

water your blossom

When a young girl goes pee-pee

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."

by Maggy Cole October 5, 2015


a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 13, 2021


Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

by Cregthehat July 1, 2021


Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.

"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."

by AndrosLesbian June 17, 2023


Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.

You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!

by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023


bully nerd box water boy

Hudson, that lil bih from the bedhead readhead and steadhead
BULLYNERDWATERBIRDBOXBIRDBOYWHITESHITWATERSHITBEADHEADREDHEADSTEADHEADUGLY
AKA the ugly skinny creepy weirdo with no life

Yo your'e such a bully nerd box water boy.

by shitty hiny] May 10, 2019


Water the berries

Verb: To urinate in one's own garden, often for horticultural purposes.

- "I'll be right back. I'm just off to water the berries. I can't be bothered to go back inside. Plus, i heard from someone that it scares the deer off too. Bloody deer!"

by spookfish July 11, 2021