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self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.

steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bomb has been planted

The sound you hear when you are playing CSGO and your teammates can't even defend a bomb site without you carrying them.

Guy:*Guards B*

"Bomb has been planted*

Guy:*sigh* Guess i Need to clutch this one. Freaking useless teammates.

by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018


Teddy bear time bomb

A nuclear bomb wrapped in a teddy bear. Figuratively speaking, it is someone who bottles all of their feelings inside over the course of several weeks and even months before finally letting it all out without warning, sometimes on people that had nothing to do with their misfortunes or shortcomings. You may never see it coming too, because they could appear to completely fine until one day you or someone else does something to piss them off. The slightest offense to that individual could incur their wrath (whether that's verbal abuse or physical harm), surprising everyone around them due to the behavior appearing out of nowhere (they may even take the person's side since they don't understand the whole story). It is best to stay as far away from them as possible, so that you don't get caught up in the mushroom cloud as well. People like that can be very dangerous if handled the wrong way.

*Lunch period in High School*
Chad: "I wouldn't mess with him if I were you, that guy just got released from juvie last month. That guy is like a teddy bear time bomb.”
Trevor: (Laughs at Chad) β€œA what? You watch too much t.v. man. What does that even mean?”
Chad: β€œI’m serious dude, I heard he had to be relocated once after almost stabbing one of the inmates with a broken toothbrush. It took three security guards to hold him down. Ever since that day he’s been quiet and keeps to himself, who knows what might happen, he could be some kind of psycho now.”
Trevor: *Ignores Chad and continues to approach the guy anyways*
*Gets beat up*
Juvie Kid: β€œYou want a piece of me too?!”
Chad: *Nervously shakes his head*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017


chicken powered nuclear bomb

a nuclear bomb powered by chickens

hey want a chicken powered nuclear bomb?
what if i don't
then i'll chicken you

by Thanos Chicken June 2, 2020

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".

"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

by Silversausage October 6, 2010

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Happy Happy Fun Bomb

When one takes a bottle and fills it with gunpowder, puts a hole in the cap, slides a wick through and ignites.

Dave stuck a happy happy fun bomb in his pants the other day, now him and lance have something in common.

by Danve July 26, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


S-bomb

douchebag who thinks making gay definitions by saying someone eats poop is funny.

Ohhhhhhhh julian. You sick s-bomb

by 50-b-unit August 3, 2007

1πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž