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Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing
Wake up douche chicken
Wake up douche chicken let me in!
Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.
A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.