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jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.
Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.
Taken from a lyric of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By The Light". A revved up douche is a douche of a person who is 'revved up', i.e., acting particularly douchey; someone being extra rude, loud, over the top, etc.
To be revved up like a douche is to be someone exhibiting behaviors like that of a douche that is revved up.
"Did you see that revved up douche in the crowd?"
See also:
"Man, Jack was really revved up like a douche today"
A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.
In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.
Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.
Pedro Martinez is the sexiest strawberry scented douche in America
A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.
He's a douche canue