Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

Goodman rule

Highly intoxicated. Having had many alcoholic drinks.

I will sign on with you guys tonight but the Goodman rule applies.
He was at the game and the Goodman rule was in full effect.

The 4 d rule

The 4d rule is a rule imposed on exchange students in the United States by their exchange association. It prohibits students from driving, drinking alcohol, using drugs, and dating American partners (banging yankee blondes and brunettes)

The tacit rule popular among exchange students is to break these rules as quickly as possible without being caught by their host family.

Hey bro if I bang Taylor tonight at the prom after party at Danielle's house it would have only taken me two weeks to break the 4 d rule!

Can you pass me the bang ??

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.

Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "

rule 909

you know too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak

rule 909

Some one who knows too much "things"

rule 909 is like rule** but more "things"