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When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while
Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
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A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.
Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!
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I am better than you in every way.
I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
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"Hey I made Apple pie for you"
"God I love Apple pie"
When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight refers to someone who is better than you, me, and especially Deku. It also can refer to someone who has a massive crush on Kirishima.
Person 1: Woah, no way, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight is so amazing!
Kirishima: Yeah, I know, that's my husband who's still too embarrassed to tell me he likes me :)
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight: *Barks*
You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.