Joe Rogan Utility Belt

Fanny pack

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

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Ur uncle joe a Toe

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...

Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

joe has updog ligma

the best pro gamer move ever

someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.

St. Joes catholic academy

Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick

What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended

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Joe Mama so fat……

Joe mama so fat refers to a popular and creative joke referring to ‘Joe Mama’ and is usually said in a format such as….

‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’

Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.

Joe mama so fat…… the Eiffel Tower quivers when she’s near

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National joe mama day

It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible

Samuel:I love that hat

Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi

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Billie Joe Armstrong

Frontman of a punk band called Green Day. They've had some good songs, I suppose. Characterized by many for his unique pronunciation of certain vowels mid~song.

e.g.

#ett's somthin urnpredictahburhl, bert enn thee ehnd eht s'royt#

'Man, that Billie Joe Armstrong sure talks funny'

Person: 'Hey, Billie Joe Armstrong, how are you doing?'
B.J.A. : 'Amurll royt thernks'

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