Give her 40 quid

Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.

Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"

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40's and 9's

the act of having a 40 ounce alcoholic beverage and 9 mm fire arm in possession at the time.

greg: bola i can't believe you drank a 40 with out holding a 9 :(
bola: i know, all i had was a shotgun.
40's and 9's

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29 going on 40

A receding middle-aged male who is singular interested in fornication (often heterosexual, but also possibly homosexual).

Eric:
Hey Oren, what are you up to tonight?

Ethan:
Not much, trying to get some poon...or cock...whatever this burnt auburn-colored hair can get me!

Eric:
Man, you are "29 going on 40" !

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40 year old pervert

A 40 year old man who hits on girls less than half his age. (i.e, 20 and below)
Place of frequenting, bars, clubs, any social venue, even facebook.

A 40 year old pervert preys on young ladies with the intention of getting laid. This behavior can be explained by his lack of a real or sexual life or his pedophiliac nature. Using his "knowledge", "experience" and possible wealth to charm and influence young girls.

Being 40, the pervert will be cunning and sneaky, twisting truths to suit his pursuit. Please beware.

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two 40's chick

a two 40's chick is a girl that you have to drink two full forty ounces worth of beer for you to consider her to be attractive enough to get with.

after a night of hard drinking rob woke up in bed next to a two 40's chick. ah fuck!

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40 year-old virgin

A man/woman who is still a virgin at the age of 40.

John : I didn't know Barry was a 40 year-old virgin!
Alice : Yeah. That guy needs to get laid.

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$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

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