Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil

"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."

Home Boo

The side piece or friend with benefits of a gay, gangster a** foo.

Homosexual term of endearment.

Synonymous with Side Chick.
Down a** foo with benefits

"Just chillen with my Home boo, hbu?" "Chale... IDK lemme ask the home boo"

Retirement Home

A place where old people go to die.

The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:

"Why do they never come to visit me"

While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.

"We sent Grandma off to a retirement home after Grandpa died."

Masonic home

Masonic home is a group of legends who usually play soccer

Do you play for the Masonic home booters

Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.

That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals

Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.

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Bored At Home

Teen girl(s) who have nothing better to do with their time but to spend it taking "hot" pictures using a mirror or a webcam, with pursed lips and over extended fingers making an awkward peace sign.

Person 1: Buddy, did you see Taylor's new profile pic?
Person 2: Yea man, definite bored at home..

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