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Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.
Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert
the greatest harmonica player (or person) to ever grace planet earth
Person1: "hey did you hear Mia and her harmonica's new album? It's so great!"
Person2: "no, I do not know who Mia F is because I am an idiot who lives under a rock"
Person3: "it's the best album ever! go and listen to it RIGHT NOWWWWW!"
When mega man has his blaster on full blast in her ass
I was playing mega man and on the last boss until He Mega nut in her
The sexual act where a man is standing up and a woman is bending over blowing him while getting fucked from behind by another man so she has so it looks like she is on a Rotisserie spicket.
“ Me and Steve put her on a spicket last night.
When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.
John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.
Unloading copious ropes of hot, man jizz all over ya girl. Busting ropes of nut all over.
I left that slut’s house this morning with a cup of coffee after I roped her up.
Your mom begged me so I roped her up last night after you went to bed.
do not date her, don’t cuff her
“Don’t save her, she will break your heart.”