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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023


Wink wink

Code word for I'm going to have a wank

I'm gonna wink wink

by Megatron's adopted son December 11, 2020

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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 7, 2016


Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.

I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.

by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 21, 2021


Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed

That stripper is winking in Russian at me

by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019


winking pirate

a more intense form of the goat where while performing the goat the goater also spreads his butt checks. often times used as a beerpong distraction

Man, that winking pirate was rough.

by igmyog May 8, 2008


Wink Wank

A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.

by drew2dee2 November 19, 2021