November 4th

A girl kiss a boy day. All girls kiss any boy you want, on the cheek, or on lips. No hesitation

It’s November 4th so I get to kiss you

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November 4th

The day where we all shut the fuck up about dates to do shit.

Please stop doing this on november 4th

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october 4th

national slap an incel day! this holiday started in 1066 after a women named kelly clarkson got annoyed at king henry the eighth for calling her a dishwasher. its the most well known holiday ever and is frowned upon if one does not participate.

girl 1:'brads been posting misogynistic shit all summer but todays october 4th! hes dead.'
girl 2:'finally'

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4th and Long

The act of permanently removing a girlfriend from one's life. The scenario goes like this "said boyfriend" is doing his girl from behind and keeps drilling her while asking,"Are you there yet (getting close to orgasm)?" She would say no, no, etc., but once she finally says yes, jump off and kick her punt style in the vagina.

I found out she was cheating on me so I 4th and Longed her down my steps.

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4th of july

An apocalyptic Soundgarden song

Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the 4th of July

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August 4th

if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.

Oh you were born on August 4th? You have a small pp. don’t even talk to me.

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May 4th

National hug day! Hug someone you like and they have to hug you back. If they don’t you get to slap him/her/or them.

Alair: Carter, it’s May 4th

Carter: Okay, and..?
Alair: It’s national hug someone you like day.
Carter: Oh..
Alair: ..and if you don’t i get to slap you.
Carter: your hot

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