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Oral sex but the guy is sucking on a strap on and the girl is giving the guy a rim job
Would you like to spice up sex tonight?
Sure, grab the strap on and lets -69
The best tik tokr out there they love pigeons and is also a Hussie simp... Cringe
O MY GOSH 69.cow_boy_pigeon.69 JUST COMMENTED ON MY POST
Similar to the runaround between two people. Also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. Either way you're fucked.
Paul: Sharon said you have my keys.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!
I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.
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When your phone battery is on 69% that means the girl has to send nudes
Him "My phones on 69%!! Send nudes"
Her: "ig I have to now;)"
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To live Superbowl 69, you need sit on the toilet and sixty-nine your partner. You can release feces and urine at any moment during this process. As you give and receive oral, you lift your legs and dunk your partners head in and out of the excrement-filled toilet water. Once orgasm is achieved, you squat and leave their head in the toilet water as you flush the toilet.
Tim: I’m hungry.
Sue: Let’s head to taco bell and then have a superbowl 69.
So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!
Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
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Dworin is the Original Mr. 69
"who wants to whine and Dine with Mr. 69