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Nowhere Man

1. A man who sits in his nowhere land, makes his nowhere plans for nobody, doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and is a bit like you and me. He doesn't listen or know what he's missing. The world is at his command. He's as blind as could be and just sees what he wants to see. He can't see me at all. He shouldn't hurry or worry. He should leave it all till somebody else lends him a hand.
2 an amazing song by the beatles

He's a real nowhere man

by pen1535 July 11, 2008


The Grey Man

The "Grey Man," you must become the grey man, you should act like the grey man.

This term describes the intentional act of dressing and behaving in an inconspicuous manner, in order to avoid any unwanted attention from strangers or authorities. The goal is to dress, walk, and behave as a local, without attracting any attention to yourself. To "blend in" in a foreign (usually hostile) enviroment. To be visible and yet invisible at the same time.

It is a term sometimes used by special forces or espionage operatives, in scenarios when an operative in the field must assume the disguise of an average, unremarkable local civilian. The goal is to use this disguise in order to travel unchecked through populated, urban areas whilst remaining undetected, and to avoid attracting any attention to himself or his real identity as a foreign agent.

"A pilot shot down behind enemy lines should act like the grey man: quickly don the garb of the locals, avoid eye contact, conversation, and children." (As they are more likely to point or shout when they see someone who is unusual or noteworthy.)

A wanted fugitive on the run from authorities would certainly want to become "the grey man" in order to avoid leaving a memorable impression on anyone who may recognize his face; they would be less likely to describe his appearance accurately if he is not particularly memorable.

"It was my first time in Moscow. I didn't speak the language very well and I didn't want to stand out as a foreigner, so I just decided to act like the grey man and blend in with the locals as best I could."

by The Polkovnik October 29, 2013


The Melon Man

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."

"The Melon Man is coming for you..."

by October 12, 2020

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melon man

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.

The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!

by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020


Omni-man

Why did you make me write this? You’re reading so that you can see every other definition for Omni-man die! Think Reader! This’ll outlast every fragile insignificant definition on this site. You’ll live to see these explanations be forgotten to dust and blow away! Every other one you read now will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?

I love Omni-man, too bad you made me write this definition for him.

by Nobody's Business May 15, 2021

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Meat man

Dean Winchester

Sam: that’s real bacon
Dean: you bet it is (points to himself) meat man

by MishamigoRS November 10, 2019

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Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021