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An act of liberating yourself from the bond of life by either cutting your artery/vein or being brutally murdered.
Any sort of killing that involves flow of blood is a type of crimson freedom.
Inspired from a suicidal poem i read once.
I tear the blade across my flawless skin.
I’m dying.
I’m pouring
Crimson freedom.
I know I am free.
I’m dying.
Yet praying.
And Screaming.
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A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.
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A name that George W. Bush has now braced apon French fries. This is incredibly stupid once you think about it because French fries don't even come from France, they were invented in Belgium or The Netherlands.
Calling French fries Freedom fries is stupid!
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The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.
"It's not a grope. It's a Freedom Pat!" - Head of the Department of Homeland Security
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A foursome in which two dudes are giving each other the high-five while screwing two twins from behind who are making-out.
"Dude, check out those twins over there. Maybe we'll get in a freedom tower if we play our cards right."
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A freedom tube is the name given to the ventilator administered to non-vaccinated Covid-19 patients. It is ostensibly used by 'liberals' on the sub/Reddit forum r/HermanCainAward as means of making fun of people who have died of Covid-19 while promoting anti-mask, anti-vax, or Covid-hoax views.
Johnny spent 21-days in ICU on the freedom tube before they put him in the forever box. He died doing what he loved: Owning the Libs.
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Believing that the country is run by midgets.
Person 1 - I see futures of the german political freedom
Person 2 - *extends arms y=mx+b*
Person 1 - You fascist!
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