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muff muncher

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019


Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.

A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks

by teasipper87 November 6, 2011


Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013


Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc December 25, 2007


C muff

A corn muffin

Yeah i got this C muff from Mikes D nuts in Mission Hill

by Nerd brigade April 5, 2020


Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman February 12, 2012


Muff Scrub

Another name for a Goatee.

Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.

This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.

by Donkey_Cock May 31, 2007