a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people
usualy the lesbian kind
what up you muff muncher
A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.
A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.
Your mother has such a muff sandwhich
Hey, look at that dudes Muff Scrub.
This chick is gonna be riding my Muff Scrub all night.