Aggressive Dyke

An animalistic, stocky dyke that inhabits crowded areas, stalking all other female forms, and can scan you from head to toe in one glance. The typical aggressive dyke can vary in size, but the one constant, is their regalia. The aggressive dyke dons a tattoo starting at the shoulder and ending at the bottom of the earlobe, while only having her left ear pierced (usually on the same side as the tattoo), "complimenting" a tank top and an open flannel with pumas. If you are to encounter an aggressive dyke in their natural habitat, scat.

"Omg, did you see how Wendy watched me from across the bar? That's an aggressive dyke."
"We have to get out of here. That's an aggressive dyke, and I'm scared."

commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!