When you ejaculate on your sister from 2 feet away
Dude I totally used the Alabama blaster last night
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There was a lot of interbreeding at Clyde's Alabama orgy.
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When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them
Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking
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Pop rocks in your partners mouth while reciveing a wet sloppy bj
Deandre: ayy bruh that nig down at the club had this girl give him an alabama blowpop!
Kevin: nigga you wack bruh
Deandre: bruh ill throw fidy g's on dat bitch
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A state funded university located in Central Alabama. It is well known for its beautiful campus, excellent academic standards, attractive coeds, and storied athletics program. This institution has garnered a great deal of esteem in both academics and athletics, so much so that vacuous simpletons that are wildly covetous of said achievements are compelled to go onto websites and use sophomoric insults to describe this excellent bastion of higher learning.
See also: Main cause of little brother syndrome.
At the University of Alabama, student athletes are actually required to not only attend classes, but also be able to pass them.
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alabama grills, when your nailing a chick in the ass and you wipe your muddy crutch on her pearly whites
a."dude i was out of my face last nite, i gave jan some alabama grills"
a."she looked like lil john, with her grills, then i iced em"
b."aw dude that nasty"
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The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.
Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?
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