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Normally very selfish. Always on about planes. Hates vegans which is idiotic.
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someone who talks very loud and is very short and looks like a middle schooler while he is rly a freshman but everyone still loves him.
that kid is an evan sill, hes so loud
Evan Ghang is a Korean, CEO, Zaddy who will make you want to say HELLUR SIR. Often featured on BuzzFeed videos, Evan makes not only women but also men fall in love with his broad shoulders and kind heart. His face was sculpted by the gods and just from one glance, you can feel your mouth begin to dry out as you become thirsty. Evan is a daddy from heaven, no questions asked.
Youtube Commenter: "The more I watch Evan Ghang, the more moist I become."
Evan: "Are you moist? Thank you. M O I S T." (BuzzFeed Men Read Thirsty Comments)
As played by Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans is a character from the hit show 'Glee', Season 2. He is known for his rather large mouth, dubbed as 'trouty mouth', and his lemon-dyed blond hair. He is a dork, a sweetheart, and he cares about everyone. It is later revealed that his father lost his job, so he had been living in a motel room with his parents and his two little siblings. He worked as a pizza delivery boy, always making sure his siblings were well-fed and happy, as well as keeping up his grades, and most of all, keeping it a complete secret. On top of that, he is treated as an outsider--not in the school, but New Directions itself. He is treated poorly by his love interests, he is betrayed by the first friend he ever made, and is constantly teased about his mouth.
He was last seen smiling at Kurt and holding hands with Mercedes. Unfortunately, he will not be returning for Season 3.
His sexuality is heavily debated. Many believe that he was straight, merely because he dated girls, acted like a teenage boy, and denied the accusation of being gay by Quinn. Many believe he was gay because he was originally conceived that way.
Sam was a wonderful kid, who fed his siblings, who worked his ass off, who juggled school and work and dealt with New Directions' constant drama, he suffered through teasing, bullying, and betrayal, and through all of this, he never cried.
But the one time he did, it was because of kindness.
"Sam Evans is such a cutie."
"I love Sam Evans' abs!"
"Sam Evans is gay as fuck."
"Sam Evans is straight! What are you talking about?!"
"No, no, Sam Evans is gay. He's totally gay."
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1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance
2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."
When you go to your friends house and you wont go home
oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan
to pull a evan on it
When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein
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